First of all, I resent the writers, hair people, and makeup artists for making Shane look that shitty during the ridiculous opening scene.
They took something this hot...
...and made her look like an awkward version Joyce DeWitt
Totally unacceptable, Ilene! FOR SHAME.
I do appreciate the relatively small amount of screen time given to crazy ass "gaight" Jenny. Remember back when Jenny was just slightly annoying? Those were the days. Go back to living in the pool house and hooking up with Marina.
I'm not done yet. What the hell is up with Helena? Are we supposed to buy that she had jail sex and did a puzzle with some woman, and all of a sudden she is running away from her life to start over with this new prison soul mate? Bullshit. Shane giving up sex for meditation is more believable. Puzzles are fun. Sex in prison... probably fun. Can't we end it there? Helena needs to get it together. Seriously. Get a new hot girlfriend who wants to play naughty cops and robbers.
Did anyone else feel uncomfortable watching Tina and the blonde version of her date from last week getting it on? The scene notes must have clearly stated.... Passionless sex scene. Zero chemistry. Well done y'all.
I need a good pick-me-up.
C'mon Ilene. I'll never bitch again if Dana will just come back from her extended vacation abroad already and we can all just get on with our lives.
PS
WHERE IS PAPI?
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